Baldwin

Tom Feehan is bald. This is so because Chuck Norris once punched him so hard that most of his hair fell out. Strangely, this is a great source of pride for Tom. He is also the Director of Business Affairs for The McOwlerson Journal.

 Tom Feehan is bald. There are many theories as to why he is bald. He was once accused of being the love child of Freddy Kruegar and Hannibal Lecter on the grounds that they are both bald and anyone with that little hair (Tom) must have witnessed the most unspeakable things. He is also accused of being the Director of Business Affairs for The McOwlerson Journal.

 Tom Feehan is bald. Other words to describe him would be bald, bald, bald-bald, baldy-bald-bald, way bald, more bald, super bald, baldistorian, baldisaur, baldinopolis, and apiarist (beekeeper). Also appropriate: Director of Business Affairs for The McOwlerson Journal.