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Seth Fineblum is an international man of handshakes. Everyone knows Seth. If you don’t know Seth, then check your pulse because you’ve probably been dead for 25 years. There are 6 degrees of separation between everyone in the world and Kevin Bacon. There are 3 between everyone and Seth. His motto is “Hi, my name’s Seth,” even with his friends. In 2007, Seth’s Facebook page broke under the stress of producing the status updates for all of his Facebook friends…which, after a short investigation, turned out to be every single registered member of Facebook. Mark Zuckerberg personally called to apologize for the inconvenience, but Seth would have to make a new Facebook account and start accumulating friends again. Mr. Zuckerberg was forced to make a similar call to Seth in 2008. In 2009, Mr. Zuckerberg dedicated an entire server to managing the data required for the operation of Seth’s Facebook account.

Seth writes blogs for companies’ websites and moonlights as a DJ at local bars. He lives with his girlfriend in Maple Shade, NJ.

Oh, and apparently he’s Jewish.

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